JAGON Time to Get Suckin'

JAGON Launch Date!

The launch date is finally upon us!

On Joozian New Year no less! The holiest day on the Joozian calendar.

So break out the BLACH, it's time to get this party started!

Aw YEAH! Aw BLACH Yeah!

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Lets get some hekmas in this bitch!

Dip your fingers in... The threshers are warm 😏

Aw yeah! Time to join the party!

Dump the chumps and join a REAL movement!

Joozians pull out game is weak AF

They dump we PUMP!

We keep our ASSets THIC!

Aw yeah!

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